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Humor

Funny stuff, some collected, some my own.
Geared toward the gear-head tech type.

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Class clowns live humor. I started collection engineer jokes when the internet got started. I pulled together collections and made little print documents I could give to pals. Some jokes were old standards, like "How can you tell an extroverted engineer?" Answer: "He looks at your shoes when he talks."

Then there were the collections of comics and cartoons. Unfortunately I can't post those here as they are copyrighted for the next 100 years or so. Don't expect to see Mickey's ears soon.
After securing technical writing gigs a few magazines, I started to write some humorous stuff, like the Plasma Thrusters ad that makes fun of the over-the-top way some companies sell audio products.

Stick around as I delve into some joke writing of my own, and some pieces more of a humorist tilt than slap-you-knee funny stuff.
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When your silicone sealant won't harden

When your silicone sealant won't harden

I had a horrible experience with some GE silicone sealant. I used it to seal the windshield on my van. The stuff never hardened.

Plasma Thrusters

Plasma Thrusters

A parody sendup of bogus audio and the sales methods they use.
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Ice-maker blow up

Ice-maker blow up

Sometimes shopping for a house has unusual comedic entertainment.

The Microsoft handgun

The Microsoft handgun

Back in 2002 I got to thinking what a handgun
would be like if Microsoft designed it.
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Microsoft tech support

Microsoft tech support

Microsoft Technical Support vs. The Psychic Friends Network: Which Provides Better Support for Microsoft Products?







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