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Humor

Funny stuff, some collected, some my own.
Geared toward the gear-head tech type.
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Class clowns live humor. I started collection engineer jokes when the internet got started. I pulled together collections and made little print documents I could give to pals. Some jokes were old standards, like "How can you tell an extroverted engineer?" Answer: "He looks at your shoes when he talks."

Then there were the collections of comics and cartoons. Unfortunately I can't post those here as they are copyrighted for the next 100 years or so. Don't expect to see Mickey's ears soon.
 After securing technical writing gigs a few magazines, I started to write some humorous stuff, like the Plasma Thrusters ad that makes fun of the over-the-top way some companies sell audio products.

Stick around as I delve into some joke writing of my own, and some pieces more of a humorist tilt than slap-you-knee funny stuff.
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Dear Mr. Ukraine President

Dear Mr. Ukraine President

A few depth charges could help restore the balance of power in Europe. Simply move your navy to the Baltic Sea.
When your silicone sealant won't harden

When your silicone sealant won't harden

I had a horrible experience with some GE silicone sealant. I used it to seal the windshield on my van. The stuff never hardened.
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Plasma Thrusters

Plasma Thrusters

A parody sendup of bogus audio and the sales methods they use.
Ice-maker blow up

Ice-maker blow up

Sometimes shopping for a house has unusual comedic entertainment.
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The Microsoft handgun

The Microsoft handgun

Back in 2002 I got to thinking what a handgun
would be like if Microsoft designed it.
Microsoft tech support

Microsoft tech support

Microsoft Technical Support vs. The Psychic Friends Network: Which Provides Better Support for Microsoft Products?
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Bill Gates is the antichrist

Bill Gates is the antichrist

A 1997 look at why Bill Gates
might be Satan, or worse.
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